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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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