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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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