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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Missy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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