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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Missy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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