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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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