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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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