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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Champ eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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