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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Champ eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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