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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rocky eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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