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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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