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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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