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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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