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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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