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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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