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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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