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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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