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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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