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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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