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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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