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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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