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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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