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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Zeus eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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