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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Yoda eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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