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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Murphy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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