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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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