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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ziggy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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