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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Simpkins eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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