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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Maggie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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