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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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