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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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