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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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