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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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