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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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