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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Buddy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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