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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Luna eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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