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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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