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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Lola eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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