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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Lola eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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