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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Teddy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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