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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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