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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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