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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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