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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Alfie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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