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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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