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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Frodo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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