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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Frodo eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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