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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Daenerys eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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