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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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