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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Voldemort eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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