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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Weasley eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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