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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Weasley eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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