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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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