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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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