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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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