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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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