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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Trotsky eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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