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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Hermoine eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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