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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Hermoine eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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