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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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