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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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