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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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