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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Pebbles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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