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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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