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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Gus eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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