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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Gus eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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