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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Gus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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