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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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