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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Sparky eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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