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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Sparky eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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