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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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