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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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